Snow day

The young man's hometown is covered in multiple inches of snow, and I missed work because of it. What sucks is that I have a ton of shite to do, but of course all of the stuff I WANT to do, I am getting roadblocks at every turn. I am now getting an oil change in a minivan (I lead such an exciting, sexy life), while watching Judge Pirro, and counting what is left of my brain cells. Perhaps next I will eat some twinkies and spray cheese and wash it all down with some PBR...